internetexplwhorer:

look at the stars, look how they shine for you

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October 20th 115461 via source

naotakunn:

i cant believe this. i cant fucking believe this. i meant to send this to my boyfriend but instead i sent it to my boss right after i told her i was quitting all i wanted to do was make an inappropriate cookie joke but no i got mixed up texting two people at once and literally sent a picture of a chocolate chip cookie captioned “ooh she thique” to the fifty year old suburban mother of two of whom i have nothing but a strictly professional relationship with. after knowing me for almost a year and a half as a hard working and respectable employee this is the last thing i will ever say to her i can never go back to that shop again all because of this god damn cookie blunder What have i Done

October 20th 59074 via source

sideponytailanimewife:

me at the gynecologist: is it poppin???? is it severe????

October 20th 8741 via source

arabellesicardi:

"text me when you get home" means "i love you, be safe." 

October 20th 154342 via source

youngstero:

the funniest thing in twilight is when bella thinks that the guy she has a crush on might be a vampire so she goes home and just googles the word “vampire” it’s ridiculous but also exactly what I would do in that situation

October 19th 77492 via source

“In my 20s, I was not only boy crazy, but marriage and relationship crazy. Now it’s almost the opposite. My work is so rewarding and I’m so self-centred about it that I’m kind of excited about not having to go home and ask someone about their day.”

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me rn

October 18th

vaginomics:

hey baby girl

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