Golden Globe Winner Amy Poehler


the only AP i’m gonna take is A Penis


When ur hair won’t listen to you and its a mess and ur just like ???? I grew you myself??? I gave you life and this is how you repay me??

How do you feel about all these people sitting down here?


Burn// Ray LaMontagne

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Look how happy she is because she is singing with Elton John! So Precious and lovely moment! 

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“1. Sometimes you’ll be like, “HEY EVERYONE LET’S DO SUSHI AND DRINKS AND FUN STUFF TOMORROW NIGHT!” but then tomorrow night comes and you regret everything as you try to weasel your way out of plans that you created. You resent 24-Hours-Ago-You for being so enthusiastic.”

14 Struggles Of Being Happy and Social Or Sad and Standoffish With No In-between (via varjaks)